as i dream about movies they won't make of me when i'm dead - labi. man vajag parastos prieciņus.

okay, okay, i take it back! unfuck you!

someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

i started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

allow me to introduce my selves.

see no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

i'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

ahhh...i see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

i don't know what your problem is, but i'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

i'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

i'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

at least i have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

where there's a will, i want to be in it!

okay, who stopped payment on my reality check?

warning: dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

friends help you move. real friends help you move bodies.

puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.

he's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

you have the right to remain silent. anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.

don't judge a book by its movie.

things are more like they used to be than they are now.

a bus station is where a bus stops.
a train station is where a train stops.
on my desk, i have a work station...

nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

what has four legs and an arm? a happy pit bull.

i doubt, therefore i might be.