things my boyfriend says
Jun. 11., 2009 | 12:04 pm
No:: her_crow
girl: Know why I fell for you?
guy: The huge penis?
girl: No, I fell for you before I knew what your dick looked like.
guy: No, it was the huge penis. When I took it out and started playing pool with it. It's the only party trick that always gets you laid.
guy: The huge penis?
girl: No, I fell for you before I knew what your dick looked like.
guy: No, it was the huge penis. When I took it out and started playing pool with it. It's the only party trick that always gets you laid.