Russel would have looked at his clothes, tsked at the state of trousers and converted the pants to shorts with the help of scissors, I believe.

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the state of one's shorts is of vital concern

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thanks, we seem to be in accord on this part of our surroundings.

i think it calls for congratulations, but i am afraid i have completed my share of bad puns on English plural-only nouns by now :)

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Me too

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