| 30. Marts 2011 |
| Ko viņi nesaka jums par kļūšanu pieaugušam | 16:53 |
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Jauks crackeda gabals: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-they-never-told-us/
Walk into any college bar, strike up a conversation with a twenty-one-year-old chick, and I guarantee you that, at one point in the conversation, she will say either "I believe there are six kinds of people in the world, and you fall under the category of [X]" or "Oh, you like [random inconsequential thing]? I have a theory that anyone who likes [random inconsequential thing] is also the kind of person who [broad, sweeping generalization that attempts to sum up your entire, complicated life into a single sentence]. You can tell absolutely everything about someone by their [taste in music/favorite Beatle/fucking shoes or whatever]."
"You're a dog person? That means you're a selfish lover and you hate communists and your favorite food is ham and you'll die alone."
I did it too. I would ask everyone I met the same, hypothetical question and, depending on what their answer was, I would convince myself I had them completely figured out. I did this because I was and am the dumbest person on the planet.
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Un tā, saproties, pirmoreiz bija. Tepat uz Marijas/Elizabetes stūra gaidīju zaļo, triecu ar kolēģi.
Un acu priekšā redzu, kā viens dzeltenīgs mazautiņš krustā pēkšņi no aizmugursāniem ietriecas zilam drusku lielākam mazautiņam pakaļējā gaismā tā, ka pēdējais apmet skaļu sānisku kūleni un paliek guļam uz muguras.
Un, kas dīvaini — ja tā padomā, es pat nevaru pateikt, kurš brauca uz sarkano. Ņemot vērā braukšanas virzienus un to, ka man zaļais iedegās pēc 10-30 sekundēm, vajadzētu būt tā, ka dzeltenais izlēca uz sarkano gaismu un gribēja iegriezt uz elizabeti pa labi no marijas. Но был ли мальчик? |
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