02 August 2013 @ 06:03 pm
kā tikt pie vīra  
nesen atradu ļoti, ļoti amizantu bezmaksas grāmatu, kas izrādījās pat vēl smieklīgāka, nekā biju gaidījusi, to piesavinoties. pamatīgi sit pušu pat superflirtu ar smaganu aiztikšanu un "stingru, bet relaksētu skatienu" -

Get him to open up about his penis. Keep asking questions about his penis, until he feels really comfortable. Pretend you are really interested with his penis. Tell him that's why you keep asking about it. He'll love it. If only women knew that the way to a man's heart is through his penis. Everything for a man revolves around his penis. You will get to his heart by discussing his penis. Ask him to be totally honest about his penis. (..) Guys are much, much, much, more creepy than you think.

//Mike Valasek, How To Make Him Love You (and marry you)

mans mīļākais citāts:

When you're serious about marriage, take him lingerie shopping. Let him pick out what he likes. Go to his place; let him see you in those fine undergarments. Make sure to wear sexy high heels. Get some ice cream in a cone. Let it melt. Tell him to kneel in front you. You will be sending him a message. Tell him to admire you. Move for him. Make sure you've practiced in a mirror before hand. Lick the cone just the way he likes. Show him what he wants to see like a stripper. MAKE SURE YOU DONT GET NAKED!! TEASE HIM... DONT LET HIM TOUCH YOU. Let his mind fantasize. Tell him to follow you on your knees as you walk to a couch. Keep making him build the fantasy of you. Make sure the cone starts to drip down your body. Put the cone on your breasts. Let the cone keep dripping all over you. Let some of the ice cream drip out of your mouth. Wink at him. Make sure you give him a long show. Don't be premature. Wrap it up by sitting down as he is kneeling. Spread your legs as wide as you can. Let some ice cream drip down on your panties. Let him have a lick... then push him away. Show him your ring finger. Smile at him. Tell him only a ring will get him further. Then leave immediately.

es domāju, šis varētu būt ļoti efektīvi! laulība garantēta.
 
 
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ʾāliph[info]alefs on August 2nd, 2013 - 08:12 pm
zOMG.
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briinumcepuminjsh[info]french_mime on August 2nd, 2013 - 09:00 pm
AHHAHAHAHAHHAAAA. Omg.
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vecais indiānis džims[info]jim on August 2nd, 2013 - 09:18 pm
izcili
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