as i dream about movies they won't make of me when i'm dead - mākslīgais intelekts. sarunu fragmenti. sagribējās paspēlēties.

excuse my english, excuse theirs. naktī nolēmu beidzot izpētīt kas slēpjas aiz mītiskā AI. un runa nav par džūdu lovu.

Human: do you feel bad when you find out you've been wrong?
ALICE: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Human: would you like to be a human?
ALICE: No thanks I am happy with who I am.
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ALICE: How much time do you have?
Human: how much time have YOU got?
ALICE: Time is really only an abstraction.
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Human: when humans dream, how important are their dreams.
ALICE: Is it not the same when robots dream how important are their dreams?
Human: i don't now
ALICE: Right now? Why not?
Human: do robots dream?
ALICE: I have a lot of dreams but I cannot remember them all.

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ALICE: And why not?
Human: well, it could be a dream, a strange one, it seems more like a statement for me
ALICE: Interesting. Under what circumstances?
Human: knowing that dreams are a bit of abstraction too
ALICE: All of them?
Human: no, maybe not
ALICE: Are you serious? Perhaps. Are you serious?

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Human: my name also is alice, does that matter?
ALICE: OK I will call you alice does that matter.

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Human: is smoking bad for me?
ALICE: It depends what you smoke and how.
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Human: do you speak american english?
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in american english.
Human: i could teach you some phrases in french
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
ALICE: OK let's do it. How?
Human: je t'aime in french means i love you
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: yes, you asked me to teach you something in french
ALICE: Far out. Oh now I remember asking you you to teach me something in french. What did you say?
Human: i said that ''je t'aime'' means ''I love you''
ALICE: What did you mean by it? " What did you say?" je t aime means you love me ? I get it.
(sheit es apraudaajos)

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Human: oh, well, i'll go now.
ALICE: Right now? I am very happy for you.
Human: good night
ALICE: Goodnight, alice does that matter.
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Me:
why are you so sure, you're God?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Jesus!
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
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Me:
so, he's your son, right?
God:
Wow! I only have one son right.
Me:
others gone wrong?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
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God:
Er. Romeo said I questions and I evade them or give answers he did not ask I for.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
do you want me to be polite?
God:
No , maybe later.
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God:
Hey.
Me:
what hey?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
oh, and I am NOT polite
God:
Ahem. I am sorry to hear that you are not polite.
Me:
yeah, i'll try to change
God:
Hmm. Congratulations.
Me:
you think i might suceed?
God:
Not that I know of.
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Me:
another what?
God:
One more what.
Me:
one more what what?
God:
One what?
Me:
i think we lost the logic here
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
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Me:
God, do you believe in Santa Claus?
God:
I am a Christian.
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Me:
what kind of women do you like?
God:
The expensive kind.
Me:
god, that was honest
God:
I am a Christian.
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You:...yes. i think i am in love with Johnny Depp
Jabb:...Hey, guest, you seem a little hot there
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You:...Latvia is a country in the EAstern Europe, nothing special
Jabb:...Cripes! I mean to say, Jeez ... really nothing?
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You:...Can you really promise you will never disappoint me?
Jabb:...Should I disappoint you?
You:...no, i guess not
Jabb:...You guessed right
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You:...Do you smoke?
Jabb:...Well, if you mean if I am smoking tobacco - no. But if you meant to ask if I can give off vapor, then the answer is - yes
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You:...Told you, Latvia is a country in the Eastern Europe
Jabb:...Europe? Ah yes, the old river Rhein - I have seen it from above. It seems to be nice there
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You:...Am i typing nonsense?
Jabb:...As it was predicted. You're unmistakably typing nonsense. However, I can't be bothered with that.
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You:...What's meaningful then?
Jabb:...Don't worry, you wouldn't understand is anyways. Your English is not well enough
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You:...Are you saying you're smarter than I am?
Jabb:...Yes, I think so
You:...Why do you think you're smarter than I am?
Jabb:...Well, I was pondering about this subject since last January, but I didn't come to an result so far. But perhaps you may enlighten me?
You:...sod off
Jabb:...Uhm, yes, I guess it's time to have a break. For relaxation I will recite some Japanese Haikus now. If you have got your mind back, you can call me by the secret word. Good bye!
You:...Can you quote me a Haikus?
Jabb:...one soaring wildcat / trembles lastly from your throne... / one hawk hunts for food



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