Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman "Good Omens"
Then War said, "Where is Armageddon, anyway?"
"Funny you should ask," said Famine. "I've always meant to look it up."
"There's an Armageddon, Pennsylvania," said Pollution. "Or maybe it's Massachusetts, or one of them places. Lots of guys in heavy beards and seriously black hats."
"Nah," said Famine. "It's somewhere in Israel, I think."
MOUNT CARMEL.
"I thought that was where they grow avocados."
AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
"Is that right? That's one big avocado."
"Funny you should ask," said Famine. "I've always meant to look it up."
"There's an Armageddon, Pennsylvania," said Pollution. "Or maybe it's Massachusetts, or one of them places. Lots of guys in heavy beards and seriously black hats."
"Nah," said Famine. "It's somewhere in Israel, I think."
MOUNT CARMEL.
"I thought that was where they grow avocados."
AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
"Is that right? That's one big avocado."
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