9> The hardware required to run it is only available from Cray.
8> Difficulty translating the word "Longhorn" into Eastern European languages for the offshore programmers.
7> The annoying paperclip has been rewritten in full-screen, movie-quality 3D.
6> Actually, it's ready now; it just won't fit on any available hard drive.
5> Microsoft is still waiting for Apple to finish the next Mac OS so they can clone it.
4> The new operating system is so advanced and intelligent, it keeps trying to delete itself for the good of mankind.
3> The monkeys keep inserting random pieces of "Hamlet" in the code.
2> Thousands of man-hours went into creating a lightning-fast, 64-bit version of the Blue Screen of Death.
1> They can't decide what the definition of "int" isn't. |
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