28. Augusts 2006

• 2006.08.28, 11:47
• |||| Oh yeah? I have to grow the coffee myself, then pick it. Then I grind it with a stone,
  |||| put it in a bowl (hewn from stone) with water (reclaimed from the air and heated on servers)
  |||| and I filter it with old AC filters. Then coworkers usually steal the coffee.
  
  ||| Back in my day, we had to smash hydrogen and oxygen atoms together to make our own
  ||| water. Then some high mucketity-muck would come along and steal it. We tried substituting
  ||| deuterium and tritium instead of hydrogen but they never did steal enough to self-destruct.
  
  ||You had oxygen?!
  
  |You had atoms? We had to make all our own subatomic particles from quarks--and we didn't have any leptons!
  
  You had quarks? We had to make our own quarks from preons!
  
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