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[May. 29th, 2010|07:43 am] |
язык дан дураку для того, чтобы глупые мысли озвучивать.
Краткость - сестра тишины, кроткость - сестра доброты, кратность - сестра математики, а крепкость - сестра водки.
Пятиклассник Антон 17 раз перечитал "Красную шапочку", но так и не нашёл хотя бы одного совпадения с тем фильмом, который он обнаружил у отца в шкафу.
Объявление:
- В больницу требуются люди с температурой 36,6 для проверки термометров.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[May. 29th, 2010|07:48 am] |
I was bitten by a radioactive grandmother and turned into Doily-Man. My costume is disgustingly see-through and my superpower seems to be mega-hyper sexual abstinence.
Here at the CIA, we have our own version of the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. It's pretty secretive, though: no one's allowed to ask about it or say what it is.
I keep waiting to see a rollover accident involving a cement truck, just to see if it keeps going in circles while it's lying there on its back.
Know what's worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat? Noticing that it's blowing in from the air vent.
The Top Countries Populated Only by Women
- Titaly
- Cote d'Ovary ( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Countries Populated Only by Men
- Singaporn
- Cockoslovakia ( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Signs You've Seen This Topic Before
The Top Signs You've Seen This Topic Before
- Top Signs You've Seen This Topic Before
- It's got your blood and fingerprints all over it. ( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Things Overheard at Arlington National Cemetery
- "And I thought *my* yard was tough to mow!"
- "Arlington's rules against joint plots with non-military loved ones means Jack's '67 Mustang had to be buried up the road." ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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