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[Feb. 25th, 2009|09:43 am] |
То, что невозможно забыть, порой тяжело вспоминать.
Среди моих знакомых есть те еще фрукты. Хотя в большинстве своем ну полные овощи...
"Проверил дату изготовления творога - спас дерево!" Bсемирное общество охраны туалетной бумаги
На деньги, выделенные на нанотехнологии, было напечатано 10 миллионов плакатов "Слава нанотехнологиям!"
Девушки, выбирающие себе ник 'CRAZY'! Одумайтесь! Это глупо! Алёна CRAZY читается,как Алёна СРАЗУ!
Русский человек славится своим умением находить выход из самых трудных ситуаций, но еще более он славится своим умением находить туда вход.
Я, конечно же знал, что я не далеко не красавец. Но когда сегодня проходил мимо проституток и они вдруг дружно стали делать вид, что ждут автобус...
Жил был дядечька с хорошим чувством юмора, и фамилия у него была Стакан. Т.к. с юмором проблем нету он своих детей (мальчик и девочка) назвал Рома и Джина..
Военкомат.
- И кем Вы хотите служить?
- В летных войсках!
- Вас не возьмут из-за повышенного давления...
- Ну, тогда в ПВО!
- А почему так?
- Если я не буду летать, то никто не будет!
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Feb. 25th, 2009|11:15 am] |
I just returned from a vacation in Winnipeg, which is an old Cree Indian word meaning "hypothermia."
Skip Tucker
There's a perception of me that I'm foolish with my money, with dozens of people having offered to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge. Well, if I'm so gullible, why am holding back and letting this bidding war drive the price down before I buy?
Brad Simanek
It's a good thing I don't have a job. If I did, I wouldn't have all day long to stand in this friggin' unemployment line.
Stephanie Shiner-Thompson
Day after day, the same guy keeps taking my favorite parking space at work, so I keep keying the sides of his car. And each morning, he shows up again with it painted a new color and with a different license plate, just to confuse me. Ha! Try again, Einstein!
Donald Junter
David Copperfield isn't so great. Fifty years ago, my grandfather was a magician and he made the Statue of Liberty disappear a bunch of times. Of course, his show was in Sioux City, Iowa, so the audience pretty much had to take his word for it.
Anthony Myers
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[Feb. 25th, 2009|11:50 am] |
The Top Lessons Your Boss Learned from His Kids
- Cookies are never a bad idea!
- If the parents don't catch you, it never happened.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Signs the Mac Is Getting Old
- Constantly running the iPods and iPhones off its yard.
- Keeps telling the kids to get the hell off mygrass.com.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Rejected Law Firm Advertising Slogans
- "Guilty? Call Us!"
- "Have You Made Someone Cry Today?"( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Clues That Stonehenge Was a Stone Age Particle Accelerator
- The location, in winter, was as close to super-cooling as you'd get.
- Mass spectrograph analysis reveals that someone in that area managed to turn lead into, well, more lead.( ... tālāk ... )
In the "No Surprise Whatsoever" Department, Elvis Presley's daughter Lisa Marie apparently has a bit of a thing for guys who are freaks. She's been married to both actor Nicolas Cage and "King of Pop" Michael Jackson.
The Top Differences Being Married to Nicolas Cage vs. Michael Jackson
- "Our song" is no longer "A Whiter Shade of Pale."
- Nicolas's darker skin tone better compliments Lisa's complexion.( ... tālāk ... )
The folks who own Hooters restaurants are said to be considering buying bankrupt Vanguard Airlines.
The Top Differences on Hooters Airlines
- Seats and tray tables aren't the only thing in an upright and locked position.
- "Layovers" not necessarily a bad thing now.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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