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[Feb. 20th, 2009|07:39 am] |
жил-был программист, и было у него два сына - Антон и неАнтон.
Если жена уходит навсегда к маме, может быть ты успеешь выпить бутылочку пива до ее возвращения.
Женщина-загадка загадит что угодно… А догадливая придет и догадит где не успела первая…
Каждый, кто хоть раз видел, как прекрасен утром подмосковный лес, больше никогда не сядет в машину к незнакомым людям...
Вместо эпиграфа: "Говорят, скоро для прапорщиков введут новую форму с одним погоном, как у эсэсовцев, чтобы носить было удобней и звездочки за мешок не цеплялись!"( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Feb. 20th, 2009|07:46 am] |
Šīsdienas prieks: It’s a well known fact that when Jesus Christ duplicated and shared those fish and loaves of bread, he was shortly thereafter sued by the Fisheries and Agricultural Association of Galilee. Damages in excess of 4000 Denars in lost sales were cited.
That’s the real reason why they nailed him to that cross. True story.
Via begemots |
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[Feb. 20th, 2009|12:07 pm] |
Dienas prieks: Balkānu āzis! Uzmanību! Attēlā, austiņās un skaļruņos Gobziņš! |
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[Feb. 20th, 2009|12:16 pm] |
I don't understand why the doctor and nurses all looked at me weird when I asked if I could have a copy of my colonoscopy on DVD. We'll, they'll understand when I send them the version with my added commentary track. Nick Smith/Tristan Fabriani
The Top Signs You're Too Late
- Granny's already decomposing. - Something inside has died. And you can't hide. And you just can't fake it.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Little Known Facts About Military Service of Presidents
- Bill Clinton was disqualified from military service because of his past history as a sax fiend. - Bill Clinton, while not actually serving, did invent the Teflon zipper for soldiers who wanted a quickie in the field.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Signs Your New Co-Worker Used to Be a Supermodel
- She's the only one who doesn't make a mad dash to the conference room for leftover pastries. - Complains about the lighting in the conference room not bringing out her good side.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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