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February 12th, 2008

[Feb. 12th, 2008|07:52 am]
Решение Страшного Суда можно обжаловать в Страшном Апелляционном Суде.

В операционной.
- Доктор, мне больно!
- Тихо! У нас экзамен!

Слесарь чинит дверной замок и разговаривает с хозяйкой квартиры:
- Хозяйка, машинное масло есть?
- Нету.
- А сливочное?
- Сливочное есть.
- Тогда намажь бутербродик.
( ... tālāk ... )
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|10:07 am]
The Federal Aviation Authority is concerned that terrorists could use Boeing's new 787 Dreamliner's in-flight Internet system to connect to "systems critical to the safety and maintenance of the aircraft."

The Top Signs Your Plane's In-Flight Entertainment System Was Hacked

- The safety announcement suggests installing anti-virus software.
- The guy in the seat next to you is playing a flight simulator that is *also* making a hard turn to starboard.( ... tālāk ... )

Messages beamed from Earth may be too boring for aliens to respond to them

The Top Ways to Make Our Messages More Interesting for Aliens

- Two words: Astrophysicist Idol.
- Just post the message on YouTube.( ... tālāk ... )
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|01:30 pm]
'Ot ja Iļjičam kaut kas tāds būtu ienācis prātā... ( ... tālāk ... )
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|03:21 pm]
Kačā, Jēzu, kačā! jeb Kristīgais reps, krieviski ;))

Via [info]vistu_zaglis
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