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Jūnijs 2., 2009
22:57 - The Story of Cinderella-San
Kamēr es nedomāju par tām 58 biļetēm, man ļoti patīk lingvistika.
The Story of Cinderella-San
Taksan years ago, skoshi [little] Cinderella-san lived in hootchie [house] with sisters, poor little Cinderella-san ketchee no fun, have-no social life. Always washee-washee, scrubee-scrubee, make chop-chop [food]. One day Cinderella-san ketchee post cardo from Seoul. Post cardo speakie so: one prince-san have big blowout, taksan [big] kimchi [Korean food], taksan beeru, play ‘She Ain’t Go No Yo Yo’. Cindy san sisters excited, make Cinderella-san police up clothes.
Sisters go black market, ketchee fatigues, new combat boot, bring to hootchie and Cinderella-san cut down fatigues, shine-shine boots. Come night of big shindig, sisters speak sayonara, leave Cindy-san by fire.
Eiiiii… is appearing fairy Godmother-san. She speak: ‘Cindy-san, worry have-no, I ketchee you number one outfit and you go to hoedown number one prince.’ Godmother-san speak Cindy-san ketchee one mouse and one mousetrap. Godmother-san waving wand and mousetrapa n d mouse becoming streamlined oxcart. Then wave wand again one time and old rubber shoes changed into polished Corcoran jump boots. ‘Meda-meda [look],’ say Cindy-san. ‘Number one.’
‘One thing kiddee,’ speak fairy Godmother-san, ‘knock it off by 2400. I gotta get those clothes back to QM warehouse.’
‘Hokay,’ speak Cindy-san, taksan happy, and rush off to Seoul to hootchie of number one prince. Cindy-san ketchee big hit at barn dance. All rest of jo-san [girls] bags by Cindy-san. Number one prince is on make, ketchee beeru, and Spam sandwiches for Cindy-san and dance to ‘I Ain’t Got No Yo Yo’ eight times.
Suddenly clock strikes 2400. Cindy-san has skoshi time, can speak only sayonara to number one pronce before chogeying [going] to oxcart pool to go home. She hubba-hubba [hurry] home but lose Corcoran jump boot. Time to stop hava-no and number one prince ketchee.
Next day big bulletin go out: Number-one prince and meda-meda for jo-san who has foot to fit Corcoran jump boot, ketchee and marry, make number one jo-san in Korea.
Prince try taksan feet in boot - all time no fit. Finally came to hootchie of Cinderella-san. Sisters all shook-up, sit and giggle on straw mat as prince tries on number twelve feet.
‘Never hatchie,’ he speak. ‘Who is jo-san who do washee-washee?’ Sisters laugh. ‘Ugly Cinderella-san,’ they speak. ‘Nevah hoppen [impossible.' 'What to lose?' speak Prince. 'Edewa [come] shipsho [hurry] bali-bali [quick] ugly jo-san.’
Cindy-san grins. She ketchee five aces in this deal, all time know jump boot fit. Boot slide on skoshi foot number one fit.
‘Kid, you dai jobu [OK],’ he speak. ‘Come to my house, be number one princess.’
‘Sayonara, old bags,’ speak Cindy-san to sisters, and go home with number one prince. Taksan happy ever after.
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