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When you’re married, it’s a contract. There’s children, a mortgage, a house to keep up, almost like a business. Only you can’t quit. She can’t fire you. Stock goes up, stock goes down, doesn’t matter, you’re trapped. Unless you want to bring on the lawyers and open Pandora’s box. Resentment builds on both sides. A thousand tiny cuts.
Mindhunters, ep4 |
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[Oct. 2nd, 2013|10:14 am] |
Some people have gone crazy and managed to return |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2012|01:38 am] |
Tyrion: "The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?"
Varys: "In the Summer Isles. They worship the fertility goddess with sixteen teats."
Tyrion: "We should sail there immediately."
©Game of Thrones |
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[Jun. 14th, 2012|01:00 pm] |
I have always had trouble understanding the Mac v PC war, mostly because of my bottomless hatred for macs, and until recently the only reason I could come up with that no one could argue with was that the button to close windows on a mac is on the “wrong” side. Do macs cost too much? Yes. But most mac users will have a solid enough defense for that price. Beyond that, the hardware is often on par with a pc, but I think i have pinned down the explanation for this hatred, especially on the pro. There are those of us, even if the computer never konks out on us, that subconsciously DEMAND the right to tear apart their property and see what is inside. Mac users i assume only process their being locked out of their own device to “I could break something in there”, while PC users, like me anyway, think ” This is like buying a house but half the doors, which you may or may not ever use even if they were open, are locked by the previous owner.” For me anyway, that is reason so many people rage against users of the “wrong” system, and why no on will win anyone else over in an argument, because its a difference between those who can ignore the locks and those who can’t. The hatred I harbor for macs may be unreasonable, but I understand it now.
(c)Shrimpy |
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[May. 30th, 2012|06:11 pm] |
| [ | Putni dzied |
| | God in an Astronaut - Darkfall | ] |
She broke my heart, I'm gonna break her arm. Thus spoke Zarathustra |
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| Paģirainajai šodienai kā reiz piestāv |
[May. 10th, 2012|02:54 pm] |
Так, пригубивши полстакана, он выпил собственную жизнь |
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| Par tirgus specifiku |
[May. 9th, 2012|10:54 am] |
| [ | Putni dzied |
| | Kautkāds velsietis prezentē | ] |
"We are the world leaders in CubeSat Power Systems - over 200 sold to date" |
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[May. 5th, 2012|02:57 pm] |
Lasu QB50 "Science unit interface control document", tur minēts piemērs vadības komandām
t0 - SU_ON - turn on science unit
t1 - RUN_SCIENCE - start experiment
RUN_SCIENCE! RUN_FOOKIN_SCIENCE! Nevaru nerēkt, ļautiņi noteikti ar humora izjūtu |
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[Apr. 27th, 2012|03:49 pm] |
| [ | Putni dzied |
| | IP Neva - U-boat performance | ] |
"Large numbers of capacitors and aspirin have been expended in attempts to eliminate these undesired signals and their resultant effects"
(c)AN101 by Linear technology group |
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| C# you say? |
[Apr. 27th, 2012|02:41 pm] |
Sea shark programmer |
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[Feb. 13th, 2012|05:37 pm] |
| [ | Putni dzied |
| | Death in Vegas - Flying | ] |
– Ты или войди в мою жизнь, или выйди из нее. Не стой на пороге… холодно. |
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| Uzrāvos šodien |
[Jan. 26th, 2012|12:38 am] |
Love is when you can't stop thinking about her even after a fap |
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[Jan. 5th, 2012|08:52 pm] |
Brogina is a friend with benefits |
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[Dec. 10th, 2011|10:57 am] |
Everything's trying, just trying to evolve, man. We're trying to evolve out of the physical plane, and the rocks, which are physically denser than we are, are trying to evolve into our shoes. That's what computers are, manm silicon chips are the leading edge of mineral evolution toward human-type consciousness. (c) Random pothead @ The Invisibles |
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[Nov. 26th, 2011|11:07 pm] |
"She's got you thinking this is how you’re supposed to be. It's not. We're young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That's what it's about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class As.
If you could see yourselves... We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful... We're screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her.... or anyone else take that away from me!"
©Nathan @Misfits |
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| Serious business |
[Aug. 30th, 2011|03:02 pm] |
No jokes or chatting. Prefereably no "personalised text" like "I think" or "we feel". Scientific/technical writing is as serious as bleeding hemorrhoids. |
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| I lol'd |
[May. 20th, 2011|03:29 pm] |
"Gatavojāmies turku futbolam, komandu aktivitātēm un kapteiņu konkursam.Katram dalībniekam neliels pārsteigums no uzņēmuma „Contex”."
Skuķis komentē: "Neliels pārsteigums no Contex? Labi vien ir, ka nebraukšu. Nepatīk man pārsteigumi. :)" |
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[Apr. 29th, 2011|01:07 am] |
| [ | Putni dzied |
| | Butthole Surfers - The Wooden Song | ] |
We are too tired to be afraid |
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| Getting home from gallows |
[Apr. 21st, 2011|02:37 am] |
Seriously, get your shit together (c crush oml) |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|03:11 pm] |
So many believe the world was created by the hand of a divine power – but I see only the designs of a madman, bent on celebrating destruction and desperation. Our origins seem chaotic. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2011|09:45 am] |
"Ir cilvēki, kas mācās būt par programmētājiem. Un viņi nav slikti cilvēki"
(c)DSP pasniedzējs |
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[Apr. 14th, 2011|11:14 pm] |
Alone-people don't like to hear about togeather-people. That's like bringing a sixpack to an AA meeting |
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| That's how we roll |
[Apr. 11th, 2011|08:44 pm] |
Equivalently, a QHA consists of two identical bifilar helices that are orthogonal and excited in time-phase quadrature. The QHA behaves as an interleaved endfire array with a largely hemispherical overhead, unidirectional pattern and circular polarization.
Pirms pus gada no šiem 2 teikumiem būtu sapratis labi ja 4 vārdus |
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[Apr. 6th, 2011|07:18 pm] |
Feel the tits and holy fire! |
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| SC2 Patch 1.4.11 |
[Apr. 2nd, 2011|07:15 pm] |
"Due to lack of appreciation by players, the Mothership has been surgically altered to be sleeker and more visually appealing, and has been renamed to the Cougarship. The Cougarship will automatically gravitate toward enemy units that have been in play for 18-21 minutes and attempt to bring them back to the nearest friendly base."
http://eu.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/1917972162 |
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| Bļin, šodien labie pieklīst |
[Apr. 1st, 2011|06:08 pm] |
"Are you alive or just forgotten to die?" |
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| Don't let your mind wander too far |
[Apr. 1st, 2011|05:52 pm] |
Milk and get milked |
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[Mar. 30th, 2011|03:05 pm] |
"Handjobs are like the WNBA, women trying to do what men can do ten times better" |
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[Mar. 28th, 2011|11:18 am] |
Zion smelled of cooked vegetables, humanity, and ganja. (c)William Gibson |
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| Citējot poļu kaļegas |
[Mar. 21st, 2011|01:13 pm] |
WIOSNO, KURWA, PRZYBYWAJ! |
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[Mar. 9th, 2011|12:57 am] |
Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer?
Because it feels so good when I stop |
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[Feb. 24th, 2011|08:19 pm] |
Quit? I've never quit anything. I'm still in the girl scouts. I have 9000 badges |
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[Feb. 18th, 2011|04:44 pm] |
What's more personal than bumpin' pee-pee's? |
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[Feb. 17th, 2011|03:40 pm] |
A: You have to drink more
B: What would that solve?
A: sobriety |
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[Feb. 13th, 2011|01:38 pm] |
Ать! Блин, ты хоть гуди, когда один в темноте идёшь! |
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| 3 hrs and half a bottle of gin later |
[Jan. 26th, 2011|08:34 pm] |
"that's like playing Half Life 2 as a gun turret" (c) Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Skatos cauri visa gada Zero Punctuation un saprotu, ka pērn tiešām gandrīz nekas sakarīgs nebija tapis |
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[Jan. 19th, 2011|07:12 pm] |
""Great guy" and a kiss on a cheek. Why don't you just kick me in the balls?"
(c)Two and a half men |
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[Jan. 17th, 2011|03:42 pm] |
Men need alcohol. It's the first thing civilization makes. Along with weapons. And shelters to enjoy prostitutes. It gives us the ability to hit on women and later, when we're married, to tune them out.
(c)Jack @ 30 rock |
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[Jan. 13th, 2011|02:46 am] |
“Why are you so happy and nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?”
(c)30 rock |
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| been there |
[Jan. 11th, 2011|07:29 pm] |
Weird in a good way. Yeah, like going to the gym drunk.
(c) 30 rock |
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[Jan. 10th, 2011|09:35 pm] |
| [ | Putni dzied |
| | FAUST VS. DÄLEK - Bullets need Violence | ] |
bullets leave guns to quench our need for violence
(c)DÄLEK
šitādu avantgard-repu var pat klausīties. Ar drouniem un neuzmācīgām pseido-politiskām lirikām |
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[Jan. 10th, 2011|03:15 pm] |
You're smart, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically modified shark
(c) Tracy Jordan @ 30 rock |
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[Jan. 4th, 2011|05:54 pm] |
"Out of confusion comes chaos.
Out of chaos comes confusion and fear.
Then comes lunch."
(c)Keith Clayton |
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[Jan. 4th, 2011|04:18 pm] |
"I like to walk naked around the house. To remind my oldest son who's got the biggest ding-dong."
(c)30 rock |
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[Dec. 28th, 2010|05:31 pm] |
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
(c)Chuck Palahniuk |
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[Dec. 13th, 2010|07:55 pm] |
He loves all creatures – great and small. Usually with fries |
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[Dec. 11th, 2010|05:51 pm] |
"This article is about liars in general. For other uses, see Jews."
(c) encyclopediadramatica.com |
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[Nov. 30th, 2010|01:08 am] |
We all have something to hide. Some dark place inside us we don't want the world to see. So we pretend every thing's okay. Wrapping ourselves in rainbows...
(c)Dexter |
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[Nov. 27th, 2010|05:02 pm] |
Excuse me, I don't want to impose, but I AM the Ocean (c) Bobby the Hobby
The man hates everyone. He even dislikes dolphins. Seriously.
(c)The Salton Sea |
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