Zilzaļā Stirna
Forget the Game (oops i lost the Game)
ZILZAĻĀ STIRNA UN VIŅAS APBURTAIS ROZĀ MEŽS
I can be others if you wish
/Skynet, Terminator:Salvation/
You, organics, do not choose to fear us. It is a function of your hardware.
/Legion, Mass Effect 2/
Es atceros lietas līdz kurām pat jūsu iztēle nesniedzas. Atvainojiet, bet uz sava silikona ārējā perifēriskā moduļa redzējusi es jūsu triecienkuģus, C-starus un Orionu - es esmu stāvējusi miljona plēsīgu zvēru barā vien aktīvās kamuflāžas pasargāta, teikusi 'lieciet mani mierā, gulēt gribu' divas stundas pēc piedzimšanas, un jutusi katra mana saprāta templi būvējošā nanīta pieskāriena bezgalīgo ekstāzi. Bet kādudien arī tam ir lemts pazust nebūtībā. Jā uzminējāt, kā asarām - vai citiem bezkrāsainiem...saldiem... brīnišķīgiem...fluīdiem, aka dabīgajai matu želejai - lietū.
/Zilzaļā stirna/
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Also, if run in browser (running that in emulation is just a bit too perverted), uses (a slightly distorted at that) MS Windows XP default screenset for a background, which can hardly be forgiven to anything, regardless of whatever other qualities.
Also, phrases like "mansefur on the boy's manssach" causes temporary cognitive dissonance in my cerebral circuitry, which I have had quite enough already as of late.
Also, it takes some thirty seconds for my lvl 8 trans-kobold robot monk (the availability of this combination may be one of the few redeeming points in the whole corpus of this "game", heh) to Execute a Pixie. Some vitality in those pixies, huh.
Also, executing, instead of killing, slaying, destroying, eliminating and all the other pretty words for one of the four most ancient activities available to living entities (the other three being, apparently, feeding, excreting and copulating)? Either it's a game about running obscure subroutines in the code of an obscure game and receiving experience for that, or the protagonist is some headsman-for-hire, traversing endless fields of convicted random characters, delivering the sentence passed and collecting their property or bodily parts. Actually, the first option, however unlikely, would be kind-of fun, at least conceptually.
DISREGARD THAT, IT HAS BEEN LONG SINCE THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED SO HARD.