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June 7th, 2008
03:30 am - IB Smart, but IB Screwed.
When asked to comment on the IB a student replied: "I'd commit suicide but I don't have the time."
"The most disruptive member of society is the male member."
Chem HL Student: Got some delta-9-tetra hydrocannabinol?
Guy 1: (raises his eyebrows) wtf???
Other Chem HL guy: (closes his eyes)... Oh give him what you're smoking...
Guy 1: It's called hashish you idiot.
Mike: May I have another cookie?
Johana: Sure, here-
Ms. Lauter: Why are you giving him one? He's always making fun of you!
Johana: *Hands cookie* My cookies are golden!
Mike: They look more like white to me...
Johana: That's because I put alot of frosting!
Ms. Lauter: But you deserve it...you really do.
Blackmon: So see, its a theory that dinosaurs were killed by an asteroid.
*Writes "Dinosaurs killed an asteroid" on board*
Mike: DINOSAUR NAZIS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
SL Maths Student: Are we ever going to use this in real life?
Teacher: Of course.
SL Maths Student: When?
Teacher: In the exam.
Iwan: Oh, I thought it was a typo
Teacher: I'm not typing on the board
Iwan: Oh, I meant a hando... oh...
Iwan (to math teacher) : How do you explain THIS?
Teacher: Your calculator's not on?
Maths Teacher: Your answers are like God, they have no beginning and no ending.
English Teacher: So if you bring valentines, bring one for everyone. I don't want one kid getting none and another getting 5.
Michael: But that's reality!
English Teacher: Be quiet Michael, I'm doing you a favor. You won't get any anyways.
Light is a wave on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and a particle on every other day! WTF?
Non IBer: Yeah, dude there was a lot of multiplying and dividing with her last night. If you know what I mean.
*IB student walk up*
IB Student: Oh, nice. So you and your girlfriend were working on your math homework last night.
Geography Teacher: Why is deforestation such a problem?
Student: Because people are cutting down trees
*laughing*
Teacher: Yes, because the word deforestation means to cut down trees. But why are people cutting down trees?
Student: Because they have nothing better to do.
IB Student 1: What's evolution?
IB Student 2: It's when we finish this exam and half of us drop dead so that only the people who are smart enough move on to the next mock.
Student 1: I read that there are lots of phallic symbols in the novel. Apparently Big Ben is supposed to be a big one.
Student 2: Probably represents Woolfe's view on British parliament at the time.
Student comes 20 minutes late to class: I'm sorry I'm late. I was waiting outside the classroom so as to not disturb the class.
Teacher: How nice...
Non-IB: "IBs don't socialise."
IB: "Sure we do, but it's just in the library..."
(After HL Math teacher arrived at class, late)
Student: Thank the Lord you're here, sir. We just couldn't function without you.
Physics Teacher: SO, if we cut the wire that holds up the elevator you would be in a weightless sutiation... But then it would crash... So you really wouldn't have much time to enjoy your weightlessness.
Student 1: I believe that opinions don't matter.
Student 2: So what you just said doesn't matter?
The only thing holding us down is our backpacks!
Student: Mr. Kent, my hand hurts from writing all these essays.
Mr. Kent: You think this is bad? By the end of senior year, when you get your diploma and shake my hand, you'll have a claw!
Student 1: Your mother is so fat that the only thing attractive about her is her gravity.
Student 2: Your mother is so fat, that she collapsed her own dimension
Student 1: Oh yeah, well your mother is so fat that she has the chance of reaching the speed of light
Student 2: Heh, well your mother is so fat that her Heisenberg uncertainty is zero.
Student 3: Don't mind me, I'm just passing by.
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06:08 pm
Guess who's my favorite Metalocalypse character.
Nathan Explosion, totally ^^
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11:53 pm - Play God by Deathstars
I, I wanna play God, with you
I, I wanna roll it all
Dead is all I wish down
On the Devil's night threat
All the nerves of the patients made in shocking shame
'Cause I'm the trigger that will stop escape
I'm the strangler in night will trash the skyline
And it took him the marks of hurting your skin
'Cause I wanna play God
I wanna play God with you
I, I wanna roll all, with you
The human catholique
All the effect of night stinks
All the tears of the victims running coachy meat
'Cause it's a future that will feel the sheet
I'm the strangler in night will trash the skyline
And it took him the marks of hurting your skin
'Cause I wanna play God
I wanna play God with you
I, I wanna roll all, with you
'Cause I wanna play God
I wanna play God with you
I, I wanna roll all, with you
Let's play a game of two: I'll play God and you'll play you
Let's play a game tonight: I'll play dark and you'll play...
I, I wanna play God, with you
I, I wanna roll it all
I'm the strangler in night will trash the skyline
And it took him the marks of hurting your skin
'Cause I wanna play
I wanna play God with you
I, I wanna roll all, with you
'Cause I wanna play
'Cause I wanna play
'Cause I wanna play God, God, God, God
Let's play a game tonight: I'll play dark and you'll play...
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