19 May 2016 @ 12:26 am
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(1)Feed birds with something sweet.
(1) Obtain blessings of the mother by keeping her happy.
(1) Serve milk to your father with your own hands.
(4) Digging of wells for public will destroy the issues, but digging of wells in a hospital or within the premises of cremation ground will not be harmful.
(3) Keep deer skin in the house.
(2) Ensure that your in-laws make arrangements for providing drinking water facilities to the common people.
(3) Serve monkeys by offering jaggery.
(1) Change the name of your wife and remarry her formally.
(1) Serve three dogs.
(2) Keep a dog, specially after forty eight years of age.
(3) Keeping a dark room in the house will prove highly beneficial. ([info]french_mime, moš mums jādzīvo kopā? Tu uzbūvē to tumšo telpu, labums nāks man arī...)
(1) Keep silver pot full of honey in the house.
(2)Worship Lord Hanuman by reciting Hanuman Chalisa daily.
(3) Practice good conduct and avoid evil deeds.

pie personības apraksta mani visvairāk uzrunāja, ka, izrādās, mans skolas laiku off-hand komentārs par to, ka tad, ja dzīvē nekas nesanāks, mēģināšu iet cirkā par ziloņu treneri, ir visai pamatots:
"one will be endowed with wealth, be dear to king, learned, will be skillful in rendering training in use of weapons and arrows and breeding of elephants."

un visu viņi par mani zina, gan to, ka man jaunāks brālis, gan, ka sievietes patīk -
"the native will be expert in fine arts, be capable of winning even unfavourable people, (..) beautiful bodied, proficient in music, will cohabit with many women, be a polite speaker, will serve the king, be somewhat irascible, will have a big head, be endowed with happiness and wealth, will be won over by the fair sex, be virtuous, be interested in sailing and be liberal." burāt pagaidām neesmu mēģinājusi, bet, hei, kas gan man neinteresē, ja esam godīgi, kāpēc ne burāšana arīdzan.

"the native will be attached to trade, be leader of thieves, skillful in his duties, be interested in wars, be highly sinful, will do big crimes (varētu to darīt damien rice "9 crimes" pavadījumā), will be perfidious towards his enemies, will betray, be disposed towards killing, be unhelpful, be a talebearer, will be endowed with lands, sons and wife and be troubled by poison, fire, weapons and wounds." (gribētu redzēt kādu, kurš NAV troubled by fire and wounds, bet nu labi)

"the native will face adverse results from all sides if he tries to be religious" re, kā, labi gan, ka es pat nemēģinu.

"If Mercury is in Capricorn at birth, the native will be mean, dull, impotent, will do other`s work, be devoid of virtues, be subjected to various kinds of miseries, will dream, wander etc., be a tale bearer, be untruthful, devoid of relatives, dirty and timid."


pareģojumi arī diezgan labi, vairs nepateikšu, kuram mēnesim, bet atrodamas tādas pērles kā

"You might receive a very good piece of news through communication" (nez, kā citādi cilvēki saņem kādas vēstis, ja ne komunikācijā?)

"Your mental energy will be great."

"If the 1st house is afflicted, the neighbours of the native will be destroyed."

"Sun Mahadasha Phal (January 3, 2056 - January 3, 2062)
This is a relaxing period for you. Your outlook will be confident and you will feel positive. On the domestic front you will be happy and your desires will be fulfilled. Though there is possibility of problems to your borther (pieņēmu, ka tas ir typo un domāts "brother", informēju brāli, viņa teica, ka visdrīzāk tad viņš nomiršot). Traveling is on cards. Short distance journeys will be fruitful and bring luck. Monetary gains are likely to happen (domāju, ka būtu grūti dzīvot bez ieņēmumiem 10 gadus, tā ka šis totāli trū). You will socialize with family and friends (grūti būtu no visiem izvairīties DESMIT GADUS NO VIETAS). You are blessed with good health. There will be victory over enemies. (iztēlojos, kā 70gadīga es ar mēslu dakšām laukos padzen kādu vistu no puķudobēm. victory indeed!)"

"Rahu Mahadasha Phal (January 3, 2079 - January 3, 2097)
Volatility & some lack of direction in career (umm, nu, jā, domāju, ka 80-100 gadu vecumā būšu pensijā, tā ka visticamāk karjerai baigais virziens nespīd, vai ne) will prevail as the period starts. You should avoid new projects or major changes in career during this time."

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es domāju, ka drīzumā jāķeras pie akas rakšanas, jo tam vajadzētu iznīcināt visas problēmas! tāpat arī, ja kāds var man ziedot sudraba podu, kurā turēt medu mājās - lūdzu, dodiet ziņu, tas būs neatsverams ieguldījums manā labklājībā un ilgmūžībā.
 
 
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cukursēne[info]saccharomyces on May 19th, 2016 - 01:17 am
jā, es piekrītu. labprāt būšu Tavs ministrs.

man gan šķiet, ka Tavi ieteikumi tādi iespaidīgāki, bet es novērtēju, ka kāds ir pūlējies radīt visus šos uzdevumus cilvēkiem. vispār brīnišķīgs veids, kā pavadīt laiku. pamanīju arī, ka tur ir dienas horoskops vairāku lapu garumā, domāju, ja katru dienu ziņu lasīsanas vietā iesāktu ar šo, varbūtb dzīve sāktu iet uz gaišo pusi, un es vairs nebūtu netīra un tramīga. :D
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