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februbaars 16., 2021
 | 11:16
- Ko tagad?
- jākrāj nauda uz dzimšanas dienu
- Jāpārdod akna
- jānodod asinis
- Tev vispār ir ko nodot?
- man liekas ka uz šo jautājumu nav labas atbildes
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augustus 24., 2018
| 20:41
a: alexa spoils you
b: i don't have her yet
c: i told siri she's getting replaced because she never listens to me
b: that's sexist anyway. where are male digital assistants?
a: siri can be male.
c: yeah! make me a machine named tom hiddleston. with his voice and looks.
a: lol
c: gimme tom hiddleston!!
b: "Uhh, Tom.. we have a request for you to show up"
c: yes, send him to my apartment! just don't tell him that i am a frustrated gummy bear
a: what flavor?
b: artificial?
c: you really wanna know?
a: of course
c: whatever tom hiddleston's favorite flavor is with tea and scone
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