as i dream about movies they won't make of me when i'm dead - nākotnes vīzija

well... have you ever considered life insurance?

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i don't think they pay out in suicide cases

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hey! no suicides. our-to-be house (tent) will be a respectable house (tent).

if you love me, you will die a nice, natural death.

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nu jau gan prasības!

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nesaprotu, kas tev nepatīk manā romantiskajā sapnī par skaistām vecumdienām!

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donno. me being dead kinda ruined the fun for me a bit. but go ahead, dance on my grave with neighbour's retarded yet perfectly tanned poolboy! you know where i'll be... (in heaven, by the sexually attractive bisexual lesbian cloud)

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then we sadly will not meet again. do they have poolboys in hell?

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i think so... not sure if they are called "poolboys", but someone has to stir the pitch pot you'll be sitting in

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btw... wtf is a "bisexual lesbian"?

you have such stereotypical thinking when it comes to hell and then you are so unorthodox about heaven...

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Bisexual lesbian = the best kind of lesbian.
Heaven = Eternal Bliss = Good = bisexual lesbians + candy + alcohol
Hell = Eternal Damnation = Bad = uncomfortable temperature – candy – alcohol

what is there to not understand? I believe you have been brainwashed by wikiquote, (brainyquote, quotegarden etc.) into believing that the hell is the fun place. shouldn’t have slept through your Sunday school darling…

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