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From: xoox Date: 28. Februāris 2009 - 18:45 (Link)

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Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it

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From: mazheks Date: 1. Marts 2009 - 00:43 (Link)

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

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