Chow Mein and a pint of booze - 12. Februāris 2009

About 12. Februāris 2009

FML via [info]benis16:44
sēžat jūs te, domājat par vēnu griešanu, aber izrādās, ka citiem iet vēl interesantāk un noteikti jestrāk nekā jums. klikatī klik un redzēsi, ka tavā dzīvē viss nav tik fucked up kā likās

daži interesantumi no turienes:

"Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML"

"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML"

"Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML"

"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"
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