Ir viena lieta, pie kuras es sheit taa iisti nespeeju pierast. Visi viirieshi censhaas man sist kanti, nuu, censhaas vairaak vai mazaak get intimate with me (man liekas, ka tas taa iisti latviski neskan, bet, ziniet, man anglju valoda jaamaacaas, ja). Iisaak sakot, man tiek pieveersta nedaliita uzmaniiba un es iisti nezinu, kaa shajaas situaacijaas riikoties. Kad pasniedzeeji lupii virsuu, darba koleegji censhaas izdibinaat manas personiigaas dziives detaljas un kursa biedri staasta pasakas par to, cik miilja es vinjiem, es mulstu un nezinu, kaa uzvesties. Man buut pieklaajiigai un teikt paldies par uzmaniibu, vai buut veesaakais un staastiit par to, cik mans miiljotais ir forshs un cik ljoti es vinju miilu. Es nezinu. Man taa agraak nav bijis. Lielaako dalju manas dziives, uzmaniiba tika pieveersta man ne seksuaalu emociju deelj. Tagad viirieshi manaa tuvumaa par to vien sapnjo, kaa ieliist biksiitees. Man pat nav jaavelk ne svaarki, ne kreklinji ar izgriezumiem, lai uzsveertu savas features. Pietiek ar kjedaam un T-krekliem, lai visas britu jaunkundzes mani ieniistu un viirieshu kristu pie kaajaam. Jaa, no vienas puses man tas viss dikti patiik, bet no otras - es iisti neveelos nevienu maldinaat ar savu uzvediibu.

Piemeeri:

Situaacija Nr. 1, darbaa:

- How are you today?
- I'm fine. A little bit excited about the new job.
- How's your boyfriend?
- He's fine. Studying hard.
- What's his name?
- Tom.
- Where is he from?
- He's English. Is there anything else you would like to know about my private life?
- ...

Starp citu, man darbaa jau uzradies nickname - 'pretty journalist'.

Situaacija Nr. 2, universitaatee ar fotograafeeshanas pasniedzeeju:

- So how have you managed to loose so much weight?
- Stopped eating? (lai gan ljoti gribeejaas pateikt, I just have so much sex, got no time to eat)

Situaacija Nr. 3, universitaatee, par kuru man pastaastiija kursabiedrene:

- Hey, have you seen Marina?
- She came to lecture.
- How long has she been together with her boyfriend?
- Eh... I don't know. Why do you ask?
- ....

Tie visi, protams, ir siikumi, bet, bljin, negliitais piileens, kas paarveerties par gulbi, nu nemaz nav pieradis pie gulbju tradiicijaam.