Oi, darbaa esmu saakusi iejusties arvien labaak un sarunas ar koleegjiem kljuust arvien gjeniaalaakas.

Piemeers Nr 1.

- Good morning!
- It is a good morning indeed.
- Of course, the morning after Valentine's Day.

(Для особо тупых - koleegjis shajaa iisajaa sarunaa nosprieda, ka visu nakti pavadiijusi kniebjoties ar savu puisi diidzheju)

Piemeers Nr 2.

- I can't connect to my messenger.
- I think I can solve your problem.
- Really?
- Yes, all you had to do was plug in network cable.
- Shit. You should work in IT.

(Для особо тупых - koleegjis shajaa iisajaa sarunaa pamaniijaas uzdirst muusu IT)