- You've got two brothers, right?
- Yes.
- And they're both married to lovely jewish girls, right?
- Yes.
- Aren't you supposed to find yourself a lovely jewish girl?
- We'll my parents got two out of three, they'll get over it.

Iisaak sakot, shkjiet, tomeer iepinos ziepees ar savu ebrejpuiku. Veel vairaak romantikas, miiljuma un skaistu vaardu, un es driikstu uzdot vismuljkjiigaakos vai visnopietnaakos jautaajumus, ieskaitot izprashnjaashu, kaapeec vinjsh manii samiileejies, vai nav greizsirdiigs un vai brauktu man liidzi uz pasaules malu, ja man sagribeetos. Prasiiju arii, vai driiksteetu vinju kraapt, ja nebuutu Toma, un vai vinjsh kraaptu mani.

- I would like to believe I wouldn't but you never know.
- Why would you cheat on me?
- For the same reasons you would cheat on me.

Taa kaa kuustu vinja apskaavienos un sliikstu miilas apliecinaajumos.

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