Kristine - does whatever boss doesn't feel like doing
Martin - Kristine's personal bitch
Marina - entertains herself with writing fairytales and telling everybody how much she likes Denmark
Connie - has a computer system that costs £2000, but nobody know what she is doing with it (neither does she)
Igors - the man who knows everything but has problems when it comes to opening bread packaging
Mareks - exquisite talent: drives a car, can cook, cleans after himself and others, knows how to use scissors, sometimes draws
Søren - coffee geek and loser by definition, does not like people in general but likes Latvians
Ulrik - the sekta leader and the main Messiah, convinced Buddhist, believes in Latvians and pretends that does not speak Latvian

P.S. coffee will cure the world!

text by Kristīne
edited by Marina

Pagājušajā naktī ap 3am vikings atsūtīja īsziņu, nu, tipa, lai pastāstot pasaciņu. Es visu nakti murgoju par to, kā esmu bērnus nogalinājusi (nē, es neesmu bijusi stāvoklī un neesmu taisījusi abortu), un viņš mani pamodināja, tā kā nemaz nedusmojos. Biju dikti samiegojusies un labākais, ko spēju uzrakstīt, bija:
"There is a story of a girl who was afraid of the dark. She was afraid to sleep alone and she had big boobs. You can write the rest of the story yourself - how you met, how you saved her and how you had lots of sex."
Gribējās vēl beigās pierakstīt "Jerk off", bet bail bija, ka viņš varētu mani pārprast.