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[Jul. 5th, 2006|11:07 pm] |
The Top Signs your Co-Worker Is Actually Jesus
- Your boss is always yelling "Christ!" at Him.
- Resurrects the old, discarded, dead projects.
- He can never tell whether He's praying or just mumbling to Himself.
- Receives bereavement leave for dying, then returns to work three days later.
- Always making quiet, intense, polite conversation around the wine cooler.
- Before making a decision, always asks "What Would I Do?"
- Always getting in fist fights with co-worker Muhammad.
- Eats the same thing every day, a loaf of bread and fish.
- Can't seem to walk a straight line after returning from the water cooler. |
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