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Jul. 5th, 2006|11:07 pm |
The Top Signs your Co-Worker Is Actually Jesus
- Your boss is always yelling "Christ!" at Him. - Resurrects the old, discarded, dead projects. - He can never tell whether He's praying or just mumbling to Himself. - Receives bereavement leave for dying, then returns to work three days later. - Always making quiet, intense, polite conversation around the wine cooler. - Before making a decision, always asks "What Would I Do?" - Always getting in fist fights with co-worker Muhammad. - Eats the same thing every day, a loaf of bread and fish. - Can't seem to walk a straight line after returning from the water cooler. |
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