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[Dec. 25th, 2009|12:48 pm] |
If loving you is wrong, then baby, it goes a long way towards explaining the concussion and crushed left testicle.
I decided to make my fortune by writing the ultimate love song -- a metaphor for the pain of lost love. But the record companies just didn't go for "Pencil in My Urethra" the way I thought they would.
The Top Hollywood Holidays
- Thanksgrossreceipts - Residualmas - Day of the Blessed Virgin (Cancelled -- none could be found) - St. Agentine's Day - Obamadon - Holy Mirror Day - Thanksgiving Day 2: Turkeys' Revenge - Hannahmontanakah
The Top Commandments Given to the Military
- Thou shalt remember thy Shore Leave, and keep it holy. - Thou shalt ever watch thy backside, and yet thy flanks. - Thou shalt not relieve thyself in thy own foxhole unless it is either absolutely necessary or involuntary. - Suffer the little children, shoot everything else. - Remember to keep holey the enemy. - Aim well, for thou mayest only get one shot. - Thou shalt eat thy chow, and thou shalt like it!
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