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[Oct. 23rd, 2008|03:26 pm] |
Air Force Cyber Command (AFCYBER) was announced in 2006 as a new Major Command, became provisional and was postponed in 2007, and was aborted just a couple of weeks ago in 2008. Instead, the cyber mission is being transferred to a Numbered Air Force (a lower level command). It was all a bit of a mystery why this happened. Until now ...
The Top Reasons Air Force Cyber Command Was Aborted
- A double-pronged military maneuver with split-second cyber timing is hard to execute after that bad coffee spill on your keyboard. - Aerial precision delivery by Amazon.com was a step too far. - Everyone's copy of Missile Command kept crashing. - Instead of more laptops being ordered, it was more lap dances. - Regulations still prohibit hiring 14-year-olds. - Slipping the surly bonds of cyberspace doesn't attract hot chicks. - The provisional commander got a virus and refused to acknowledge he'd opened an "Enlarge your member..." e-mail. - The brass thought "denial of service" was being laughed out of the NAS Pensacola Officers' Club. - The troops were unwilling to ask or tell about backdoors and Trojans. - All the FY09 funding was transferred to Nigeria. - The system won't let them do anything until after they fight the ogres and retrieve the magic golden sword from the cave. - Vista crashed, like a plane piloted by John McCain. - It was supposed to be a tough command, but it had already lost its byte. - Too much time holding on for technical assistance from India. - Entire group was constantly getting distracted at the "Michelle Manhart and Babes of the Air Force" website. - Fighter jocks got jealous when their call signs paled in comparison to hacker nicknames.
The Top Signs Your Yoga Instructor Is High
- Insists that class not begin until 4:20. - "Today we learn 'Pose of the Unrolled Zig Zag' class." - Seems to lose his balance a lot more. While standing. On both feet. - All her leotards and leg warmers are now tie-dye. - Downward-Facing Dog slowly evolves into the Face-Down Dog and then the Sleeping Dog. - This week's class includes a 3 field trips to Taco Bell. - He just asked you to not bogart the karma.
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