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[Jul. 30th, 2008|02:05 pm] |
The Top Management Reasons for Not Giving Raises in 2008
- "It is part of our LEAN initiative: less money to live on, less food to eat, the leaner you get." - "It's not in the quarterly fiscal budget per the addendum to paragraph C in the Red handbook based off footnote G in the last fiscal period." - "The filet mignon that I feed my pets has become more expensive." - "Someone has to pay for the gas in the CEO's Escalade." - "The more you get, the more you'll spend. And we don't want to encourage that kind of runaway, compulsive behavior." - "Still trying to get back our profits from investing in Enron." - "Less money = less paper = saving the rainforests."
The Top Dr. Kevorkian Campaign Slogans
- All the Way With Dr. K.! - Give Me Liberty or Give Me-- Ah, Screw It. Just Give Me Death! - Kiss Your Troubles (and Loved Ones) Goodbye! - Giving a Whole New Meaning to "Population Control" - A Chicken in Every Pot, a Running Car in Every Closed Garage - The Breath Stops Here - Mourning Again in America - The Best Creepy Death-Stare Since Laura Bush! - Solving the Social Security Crisis, One Sick Grandma at a Time - Rocking the Euth Vote! - Vote or Die! No, Really. We Mean It. - Better Than a Slow, Painful Death by Taxation - The (Gan)Green Alternative! - Finally, a President Who REALLY Wants to See Bin Laden Dead - Would It Kill You to Vote for Dr. Jack? No, But It Might If You DON'T! - Read My Cold, Blue Lips: No More Estate "Death Tax!" - Better Dead Than... Well, Just Better Dead - Jack Kevorkian: Changes We Can Live With. Or Not. - Sometimes the Best Man for the Job Is Really, Really Creepy - Because Grave Issues Require Out-of-the-Box Thinking - Did Somebody Say "Exit Strategy"?
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