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[Jun. 4th, 2008|01:21 pm] |
When protecting your personal belongings, it's best to take a lesson or two from the animal kingdom. The next guy at the office who tries to steal my grapes will be caught off-guard when I spread out the skin of my neck to make my head look three times as big. a *different* Chris White
I think kids appreciate it when adults actually treat them like people. Little, stupid people who cry a lot. Bob Van Voris
The Top Projects Lingerie Engineers Are Working On
- A bra strap that would fall off just by your stare. - An aphrodisiac that makes lingerie models want to sleep with engineers. - Hypno-Lacies, to convince him you're desirable when the fashion and cosmetics industries have utterly failed. - Offensive Brassiere (BMD): Next time he stares at your breasts while talking to you, lasers shoot out and melt his face off. - The Mood Bra: Green means "yes" and red eliminates that "when does 'no' mean 'no'?" confusion. - Voice activated self-opening bras. - Whatever it is, they are insisting on lots of in-house testing by real supermodels. - Bra with a fold-down flap to display nipple piercings. - Cellular Panties, to let your S.O. know not to call at the wrong time. - Lift bras that only go into "boost" mode when near single millionaires. - Electrified bra to keep roaming hands at bay. (Female engineers only.) - The Reality Distortion Field bra. Creates bigger hype but it is so cool you don't care. - SmartTeddi: Lace teddy that can beat Deep Blue at chess.
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