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[Dec. 10th, 2007|10:07 am] |
The Top Signs a Gas Station Is Haunted
- The "S" keeps mysteriously falling off the Shell sign. - There is a mile long line of goth chicks applying for a clerk position. - I sure hope that's ectoplasm splattered all over the men's room. - Choices at the pump: Unleaded, Premium, and Eternal Damnation. - Bloodcurdling shrieks of tortured souls fill the air, but no SUV drivers are filling their gas tanks. - You paid for unleaded. You got pea soup. - A noxious cloud fills the Quick-Mart, but they've been out of microwave burritos for days. - The best customers are four meddlesome kids and a talking dog in a psychedelic van. - After 18 gallons, the gas pump handle suddenly switches off -- ALL BY ITSELF!
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