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Dec. 10th, 2007|10:07 am |
The Top Signs a Gas Station Is Haunted
- The "S" keeps mysteriously falling off the Shell sign.
- There is a mile long line of goth chicks applying for a clerk position.
- I sure hope that's ectoplasm splattered all over the men's room.
- Choices at the pump: Unleaded, Premium, and Eternal Damnation.
- Bloodcurdling shrieks of tortured souls fill the air, but no SUV drivers are filling their gas tanks.
- You paid for unleaded. You got pea soup.
- A noxious cloud fills the Quick-Mart, but they've been out of microwave burritos for days.
- The best customers are four meddlesome kids and a talking dog in a psychedelic van.
- After 18 gallons, the gas pump handle suddenly switches off -- ALL BY ITSELF!
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