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[Mar. 24th, 2009|07:55 am] |
Телевизор - истошник информации.
Только в России бюджетное место в приличном ВУЗе стоит дороже чем платное.
Пора уже перестраиваться - за рулем уже очень много женщин, а мы по привычке кричим всем подряд: Пидор*с!
В некоторых странах, чтобы стать следующим президентом, необходимо выиграть тендер по предоставлению гарантий безопасности и безнаказанности предыдущего.
или я чего не понимаю или...
Кризис: правительство с меня собирает налоговые мзды, чтобы увеличить стабфонд, чтобы дать денег банкам, которые брали у запада под 3% и которые давали мне под 23%?
Девочка и парень на свидании…
- Сделаешь мне минет?!
- Давай в следующий раз..
- Почему???!
- Нууууу…. Я не очень хорошо умею…
- Хуясе! А к следующему разу где научишься????
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[Mar. 24th, 2009|09:26 am] |
When all is said and done, at least we won't have to hear this cliche anymore.
The Covert Comic
Each night I gaze wonderingly at the sky and ask the stars above, "How the HELL do I close the top of my convertible?"
Jilly G.
Originally I was skeptical about the marriage my parents had arranged for me, but time has proven that Josette the Three-Headed Girl from Siam is an excellent mother to our children, not to mention an astoundingly tireless kisser.
Mike Csorbay
Instead of always trying to get the milk for free, I finally bought the cow. Now, a few years later it's getting tougher to get milk from my cow, so I figured I would just rent a cow for an hour or two, and my cow wouldn't be any wiser. Unfortunately, the arresting officer doesn't seem to be getting the analogy.
Wiley
It's not a real surprise party unless you don't know who you're giving it for.
The Covert Comic
I really like the way they pump music into the men's restrooms nowadays. Sometimes, while taking a whiz, I get to dancing and twirling and just having fun. The other guys don't much care for it much, though.
Walter Means
I'm told fatherhood is the ultimate test of a man. Of course, none of this would be necessary if that condom manufacturer had just come up with a slightly tougher test of its own.
Brad Osberg
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[Mar. 24th, 2009|09:30 am] |
The Top Rejected Bond Girl Names
- Puritanica Homebody
- Ima Dublon-Tandre( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Differences If the Vatican Ruled the Internet
- Porn would be illegal, but violators would only be required to quietly switch to a different ISP.
- Bill Gates would no longer be infallible.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Signs a Bowling Alley Is Haunted
- Hard to throw a spare when the pins keep levitating out of the way.
- The smell of desperation, panic and fear fill the air, but without the the cheap cologne like at closing time on Singles Night.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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