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[Jun. 17th, 2008|07:44 am] |
В Эстонии с небывалым размахом прошла презентация ОС Windows'95.
Вовочка приходит пьяный домой. Мама:
-Вовочка, ты пьяненький?..
-В жопочку...
Один (1) приятель говорит другому (2):
1: Ты знаешь. я узнал, что у моей жены есть любовник?
2: Как?
1: Когда мы переехали из Вологды в Москву, к нам стал приходить тот же сантехник.
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[Jun. 17th, 2008|02:24 pm] |
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