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[Jun. 12th, 2008|08:01 am] |
Сборной России явно не хватало скрипки и коньков...
В чём разница между Биланом и футбольной сборной? Тот п%$&рас хотя бы выиграл.(
Встреча:
- Девушка, а как вас зовут?
- Наташа-а-а! Домо-о-ой!
Разговаривают два мужика:
- У тя сбылась хоть одна мечта детства?
- Сбылась. Когда мой отец таскал меня за волосы, я мечтал быть лысым.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jun. 12th, 2008|08:08 am] |
My doctor says that I'm not breathing right. This, after nearly 540,000 hours of practice.
Jerry L. Embry
There I was, naked, trembling with anticipation, hoping she would finally say the words I've waited a lifetime to hear. Unfortunately, "Step away from the vehicle with your hands up!" wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
Mike Lopez
The Top Dangers of Electric Cars
- Turning on the headlights drops the top speed to 15 MPH.
- Inflated sense of self-righteousness may cause air bags to randomly deploy.
- Jetsons' car: Cool sound effect. Your electric car: Sounds like Dad's 1958 Norelco.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jun. 12th, 2008|11:10 am] |
Bart Simpson: What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now," he told the genie.
Poof! A beer appeared.
Next, the man said, "I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women."
Poof! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.
"Oh, man this is the life," the guy thought. "I wish I never had to work again."
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jun. 12th, 2008|04:33 pm] |
Blond Fail :)
Vai šeit. |
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