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[Apr. 6th, 2008|10:15 am] |
Как выбирают мороженное:
1. Мужчина:
- У вас есть мороженное?
- Есть
- Давайте.
2. Женщина:
- У вас есть мороженное на палочке с вишневой начинкой, в шоколадной глазури, посыпанное кокосовой стружкой?
- Нет.
- Будем искать.
3. Ребенок:
- У вас есть мороженное за 60коп.?
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|04:37 pm] |
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
Dan Quayle
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Ambrose Bierce
If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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