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[Nov. 3rd, 2007|10:55 am] |
Бизнес - это такая игра, в которой выигрывает тот, кто лучше знает правила, а проигрывает тот, кто их исполняет.
В секс-шопе:
- У вас резиновые мозги есть?
- ?!
- Да у нас босс на пару недель отдыхать уезжает, так народ беспокоится, как он там без нас будет...
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2007|11:02 am] |
A Russian woman recently gave birth to a 17-pound baby...
The Top Things Heard at the Delivery of the 17-Pound Baby
- "Call the fire department -- I think we might need the jaws of life."
- "You two hold it up so I can spank it!"
- "Quick, pick up the baby! The doctor can't breathe."( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2007|11:07 am] |
The Top 8 Backhanded Sex Compliments
- "Wow, you're really good at that. It's as if you've been doing it professionally since you were a young child."
- "Cool, I can hear an echo! [echo! ... echo! ... echo! ...]"
- "No, honey, I didn't this time, either. But it's great that *you* can so easily. [*sigh*]"( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2007|11:11 am] |
My wife warned me not to go too far while shopping for Halloween supplies at Wal-Mart, and boy, was she ever right. I went one aisle past Halloween and ended up in Christmas. How am I supposed to choose my demonic, blood-speckled, serial murderer costume with baby Jesus right next door?
Phil Garding
Is there a pill my wife can take that'll make her do something that makes me *want* to take Viagra?
The Covert Comic
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