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[Oct. 10th, 2007|09:49 am] |
- Доктор, у меня болезнь полтора круга!
- Как это?
- Площадь круга 2пR, а полтора 2пR*1.5 и получается 3пиR...
Украинцы pешают, какой выбpать флаг:
- Давайте сделаем флаг дpyжбы yкpаинского и pоссийского наpода!
- Давайте, давайте...!
- Пyсть на кpасно-бело-сине-жовто-блакитном фоне бyдет их двyглавый оpел насажен на нашем тpезyбце...
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Oct. 10th, 2007|12:36 pm] |
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Amoriņu izsaucāt? ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Oct. 10th, 2007|03:24 pm] |
As I stood at the cash register with my cart full of goods, I suddenly realized I was in my underwear and bunny slippers, unshaved and rather malodorous, and people around me were whispering and snickering. I guess I do WAY too much shopping online.
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