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[Oct. 10th, 2007|03:24 pm] |
As I stood at the cash register with my cart full of goods, I suddenly realized I was in my underwear and bunny slippers, unshaved and rather malodorous, and people around me were whispering and snickering. I guess I do WAY too much shopping online.
Sunnyland Slim
I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.
Lev L. Spiro
We watched in amazement as the heated cutting utensil sliced through the yellow dairy spread like a hot knife through butter.
Jeff Chastain
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