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[Aug. 29th, 2007|07:51 am] |
- Кремль - самая неприступная крепость!
- А я думаю, самая преступная...
В антpакте певцу:
- Вы знаете, чем унитаз от унисона отличается?
- Ну?
- В унитаз легче попасть.
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[Aug. 29th, 2007|07:59 am] |
My wife thinks that I stare at cute women so long because I'm undressing them with my eyes. What she doesn't realize is that, as a gentleman, I have to dress them back up again before I can look away.
KingNeptune
It just isn't fair. I never had any juvenile impulses at all until after I was old enough to be tried as an adult.
Andy Ihnatko
Saying something over and over again doesn't make it true -- unless, of course, you're saying, "I'm obnoxious and repetitive."
Kremben
The Top 15 Barbie Porn Movies
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[Aug. 29th, 2007|11:05 am] |
The Top Creative Job Titles for the Janitorial Staff
- CEO (Chief Emptying Officer)
- Sustainability engineer
- Bleach jockey
- Mister Unoffshorable
- Pre-op French maid
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[Aug. 29th, 2007|01:47 pm] |
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Labu apetīti! ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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