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[Aug. 8th, 2007|07:54 am] |
Она: Сегодня тест на беременность делала, у меня теперь плохое нестроение, понимаешь к чему я?
Он: Йа Креведко? )))
Она: Ты дурак? Я беременна, от тебя!
Он: Йа красафчег... ?
Она: п"здец .. 32 года! ты идиот!
- Связка ломов, как правило, тонет.
- Но в ртути прекрасно плавает.
- Но, если ломы урановые, то и в ртути тонут.
- Знаешь что, сам топи урановые ломы в ртути.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Aug. 8th, 2007|08:02 am] |
There are very few things that can not be improved by the addition of a bayonet. Heck, it even works with another bayonet!
James Knowles
Just because it's catchy doesn't mean it's good, and just because it's stuck in my head doesn't mean I like it.
Daniel Pagan Connell
If the UPS guy snaps and starts killing people, is that considered "going parcel?"
Jarrod Bridger
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[Aug. 8th, 2007|03:26 pm] |
The Top Worst Things About Being a Lifeguard
- An acute allergic reaction to sunblock.
- It's surprisingly noticeable when you stare down a girl's bikini top.
- Butt splinters!
- Sooner or later, gonna have to go rescue that fat guy over there.
- Jellyfish ass.
- Slow-motion running doesn't burn as many calories as you think.
- All these people have cooties.
- "Not legal... not legal... not legal... not shaved..."
- Jessica Alba can swim. Michael Jackson can't.
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