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Aug. 8th, 2007|03:26 pm |
The Top Worst Things About Being a Lifeguard
- An acute allergic reaction to sunblock. - It's surprisingly noticeable when you stare down a girl's bikini top. - Butt splinters! - Sooner or later, gonna have to go rescue that fat guy over there. - Jellyfish ass. - Slow-motion running doesn't burn as many calories as you think. - All these people have cooties. - "Not legal... not legal... not legal... not shaved..." - Jessica Alba can swim. Michael Jackson can't.
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