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[Aug. 9th, 2007|07:55 am] |
Акция по установке "лежачих полицейских" в России провалилась: на большинстве дорог их никто не заметил...
В военкомате:
- Ваше образование?
- Образовался я в процессе слияния яйцеклетки со сперматозоидом...
Условие: Медведь катится с горки. Дано: масса медведя m, его начальная скорость v, его конечная скорость v', длина горки L, угол горки a. Сила трения равна нулю.
Вопрос: какого цвета медведь катится с горки - бурого, белого, или какого-нибудь ещё?
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[Aug. 9th, 2007|08:04 am] |
Everquest is a great game because it allows players to experience things in the virtual world that they might never experience in the real world, like going outside and talking to other people.
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The Top Haikus About the Internet
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The Top Signs a Video Game Sucks
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[Aug. 9th, 2007|10:32 am] |
The Top Changes If the Mafia Ran the Military
- Military parades much less impressive because it's hard to march to that Godfather theme.
- "Private Righetti... Leave your rifle, take the cannoli"
- Less saluting, more kissing of the rings.
- The first Five-Star Don.
- Instead of a radio conversation ending in "Over", it ends in "capisce?"
- "Companies" and "squads" would change to "families" and "crews".
- Promotions are referred to as "Making him an officer he can't refuse".
- "Corporal Sbraccia: I need you should go to HQ and see da guy about da t'ing."
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