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[Jun. 26th, 2007|07:42 am] |
Ах какое блаженство обосрать совершенство!
Циник – человек, который, учуяв запах цветов, озирается вокруг в поисках гроба...
По старинной традиции русские чекисты в начале любых переговоров угощают своих гостей чашечкой чая. Если переговоры проходят успешно, гости получают противоядие.
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[Jun. 26th, 2007|07:52 am] |
Those My Little Pony dolls are perfect for little girls, combining their two favorite real-life things: brushing hair and blowing Dad's money on insanely expensive indulgences.
Brad Simanek
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[Jun. 26th, 2007|07:55 am] |
The Top Signs a Presidential Candidate Is an Actor
- Will show up for debates only if his dressing room has a bowl of green M&Ms.
- He's got that cold gleam of sincerity in his eye.
- Before each speech, he has to have an emotional moment.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jun. 26th, 2007|08:10 am] |
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Pirmais, kas pamiršķinās, zaudē! :) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jun. 26th, 2007|10:40 am] |
The Top Obsolete Computer Skills
- Software tester (this job is now done by unwitting customers)
- Cell phone switchboard operator
- Floppy disk rewinder
- Senior carver of abacus beads
- Vacuum tube repairman
- Dot matrix ASCII artist
- Light pen refill salesman
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