Trash panda

May 5th, 2019

doesn't listen

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May 5th, 2019

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uzinstalēju atpakaļ Her appu. tas ir tinderveidīgs, bet priekš.. well. ne-vīriešiem. kaut kāda zaja jau paguva uzpisties. gribas ielikt dažus sarunas fragmentus, tīri tā, lai man būtu pieseivoti.

kaķ: she's (red. piez. - kaķītis) unhappy with me because I gave her the food that she doesn't like
zaja: That bitch!
kaķ: I am, yes
zaja: Nope, it's my title
kaķ: is this a challenge?
zaja: Yes
...
kaķ: **looking around for all the fucks** well, I seem to have run out
zaja: you are such a bitch
kaķ: I feel like I've won the challenge tho
zaja: say that again!
kaķ: I feel like I've won the challenge tho
zaja **atsūta selfiju**
zaja: (this is my ultimate bitchy selfie)
zaja: so i guess i have won
kaķ: nop. I did. you, _you_ called me "such a bitch".
zaja: but not the bitchest bitch of bitches
kaķ: yeah, it's my day off
zaja: dont try to make me angry
kaķ: I don't have to try
zaja: i hate you and i haven't met you yet!
kaķ: and I'm in a good mood today
zaja: do you want to have a beer with me next week?
kaķ: being hated in person - yeah, I'm up for that!
...
zaja: What???
kaķ: sorry, has my bitchiness reached some complicated levels?
zaja: I dont know if I love you or just planning a murder
...
kaķ: I don't think I will ever be able to cook like a normal person :D and not overcomplicate everything. but I'm finally sat down with my dinner. thank fuck
zaja: As I said
zaja: Let me teach you
kaķ: I don't know if I can risk it, knowing where you are from

tad zaja aizgāja migt.
es piecēlos kaut kādu pusotru stundu atpakaļ un...

...
zaja: I don't know the right word in English
kaķ: try other language? or google translate?
zaja: fuck you!
zaja: oh, sorry
zaja: fuck you, ma'am!

laikam jāuzēd brokastis, jo man sāk prasīties vairāk enerģijas, if I have to keep up being such a bitch.
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