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Maijs 7., 2003
![[info]](http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif) honeybee | 22:52
Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!
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In order to get tough on masturbation, we will eliminate masturbatory paraphernalia. This means outlawing such things as:
1. "Personal Vibrators" and other masturbatory devices such as dildos and blow-up dolls.
2. ALL indecent art. This includes paintings, sculptures and photographs. We don't need the Victoria's Secret catalog! Simple, modest underwear would sell itself and minimize unGodly temptations. Piemēram, Mēlas Afrodīte aka Milosas Venēre vienkāršā, tiklā apakšveļā, lai pupi nekarājas laukā un mākslas studenti nemasturbē...
3. Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to masturbate. Jā. Un komisiju, kas pārbauda, ar kādiem pārtikas produktiem kurš dzimums var masturbēt, arī jāievieš...
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