Zeppo Marks Brothers forša sērija. *thumbs up*

(on Nicky Constantino’s girlfriend Kimmy, who witnessed his murder, but doesn’t want to testify about it)
John Kelly: I don't wanna wind up a liar with this girl.
Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, I like to try and keep a promise to a witness once a year, just to remember the feeling.

Zeppo Marchansky: Woah, woah, woah, you made a mistake! I got one of these faces. People think I'm somebody else. Happens all the time.
Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the same problem. A woman stopped me on the street the other day. She says, "Bob, I thought you were just marvelous in The Sting."

(during uniform inspection for parade duty)
Desk Sergeant: Careful where you point that thing while you're out on the street, Detective.
Andy Sipowicz: What are you talkin' about?
Desk Sergeant: Your uniform. Those buttons poppin' off could be lethal weapons.

[rolling around the floor laughing]