Romantiska komēdija, nu jau likās, kas par bullshitu gaidāms, ja reiz romantika iepīta, bet nē .. stulbums nosmacēja visu romantikas garšu.
Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.
*skatoties kā čalis ņem priekšā ēzeli*
Becky: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away.
Jay: You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Teen #2: [pause] Yeah.
Randal Graves: How the fuck do you always have like two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.
Randal Graves: You swung at me!
Dante Hicks: You ducked.
Randal Graves: Because you swung at me!
Elias: [while masturbating] I'm sorry, Jesus!
